Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Trich

One time a guy name george and this girl named laura were having a romantic evening. They first had a picnic and then went on a canoe ride. Whenever they went on a date they always brought each other tons of food. The whole time they would just be eating the food and they would hardly even converse with each other. In fact they barely even acknowledged each others presence. The only thing on there mind was eating the plentiful amount of food they had brought each other. Basically the whole dynamic of their relationship is eating food. They don't even know each others names.

This man is talking to a bunch of military troops who are about to get involved in an air battle with planes trying to kill each other. He is getting his troops pumped up for a battle. In his pump up speech he talks about the fighting within the army and how all that nonsense needs to stop. He also talked about the great sacrifice they have made so far and how if they don't prevail today and that hard work, sacrifice and time away from family will go to waste.

One night there was a huge party and a big house by the river. The cops came and everybody ran. James had had a few too many beers and for some reason thought his life depended on escaping the party without getting arrested. He jumped off a bridge into the river. And swam a mile down the river. At that point he took his shirt off and yelled "yeeeeaaahhh." He was pumped that he got away from those cops.

There was a random store on a random store in new Hampshire. The name of the store was Back Road Boutique. They sold winter clothing and boots. They also sold ski related equipment. It is a small business owned by a family. One day a girl came in and bought a two pocket cardigan jacket there. The girl was a local new Hampshire girl. Because the store was on a sketchy back road, it was mostly just locals who visited the place. Despite the stores randomness they still encourage you to like them on facebook on there tag. They only have three likes on their facebook page

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